Kebabs

Nothing comes close to satiating post-binge drinking cravings than this humble Middle Eastern sandwich. Extra chilli sauce please.

Tea

Not to0 be confused with the letter or, worse, dinner (?), this is an ancient and worldly drink enjoyed hot or cold.

Tupperware

How did plastic containers with coloured lids get to cost so much.

Haircuts

Although at first disappointing a haircut will always be okay after two weeks.

Traffic Lights

Over-rated as a device to control traffic chaos.

Black

Always being superseded by something new, but always coming back.

White

Let there be light.

Dumplings

Found from East to West, these small parcels of deliciousness are guaranteed to fill you up and make you smile in contentment.

Speakers

Great pieces of electrical equipment that allow you to amplify and hear things.

Heliconia

Sturdy and slender, practical and kinky, the hella aims to provide nourishment to all

ANZAC Day

One of the best public holidays for its legalisation of 2-up alone.

Potatoes

Probably the best vegetable there is for its versatility and always delicious forms.

Burgundy

Not only a great colour but perfect for my daughters name (Dee for short).

Melancholy

A versatile emotion with many uses such as doing excellent christmas shopping or trying to score with the opposite sex.

Diddlysquat

A useful term that serves to accurately describe the state of having done nothing.

Paperclip

A tool of attachment in the Zen style.

Red

A vibrant and sometimes scary colour that works eerily well with dresses on women.

Blogs In General

Actually quite lame.

Easter

Too big to contemplate as a whole, just an opportunity to reflect on one's own mortality.

Smokin' Aces

Well-intentioned and fresh-on-paper hitmen/women action romp that unfortunately only manages to serve up 1/3 of what it seemed to promise, making the film aesthetically fantastic, yet lacking in a true, cohesive, memorable story.

Headphones

Coming in various styles headphones are a fantastic solution to noise reduction when requiring to listen to music in a portable/public manner.

The Royal Tenenbaums

A film made with great care and detail with the perfect blend of quirky humour and honest tenderness beautifully wirtten by Owen Wilson and Wes Anderson and deftly directed by the latter.

The Review of The Blog

The blog is a unique, almost idealistic, social exercise that is grandiose beyond repute, has a pithy title with an obvious yet clever sight gag and a simple idea that promises to be the next self-contained runaway hit.