Kebabs

Nothing comes close to satiating post-binge drinking cravings than this humble Middle Eastern sandwich. Extra chilli sauce please.

Tea

Not to0 be confused with the letter or, worse, dinner (?), this is an ancient and worldly drink enjoyed hot or cold.

Tupperware

How did plastic containers with coloured lids get to cost so much.

Haircuts

Although at first disappointing a haircut will always be okay after two weeks.

Traffic Lights

Over-rated as a device to control traffic chaos.

Black

Always being superseded by something new, but always coming back.